They sure are annoying, aren’t they?

They’re gross. Flies are just useless beings. They fly around, bother you, fly around some more, bother you some more, then die.

That is the existence of a fly.

What purpose was the fly created for? What purpose does it serve? Practically none. I’ve never heard anyone say, “OH YAY A FLY IS IN THE ROOM!” No, that just doesn’t happen.

I also hate when you can’t find a fly swatter to get rid of the damned thing.

Flies are useless. That’s why we swat at and kill them. They fly around, looking for food. Some flies live to suck your blood, leaving a nasty, itchy mark on your body. Others like to swarm around garbage. Anything that sucks blood or swarms around garbage probably isn’t worth your time.

I wonder what scientists who study flies think. I wonder what they think about the disgusting beings.

I think I read somewhere that flies live for about 24 hours. That is, if a human doesn’t splatter them first.

I think that flies just shouldn’t exist. It would save us humans a lot of anguish and grief. Yes, anguish and grief. If there is a fly in the room, Lord knows I have to get up and rid the room of the fly. I can’t stand the buzzing either. It drives me insane. BZZZ. BZZZ. BZZZ.

It’s just so annoying, right?

And why do you think people make a living out of exterminating pests like flies, mice, etc.? Because people don’t like them. That’s all there is to it.



2 Responses to “Flies”

  1. 1 AJ December 3, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    Yeah, I hate them too…disgusting creatures, they land on shit and then blatantly land in your food…picture somebody coming to your house for dinner and right when you’re sitting down to the meal, they drop trou and dump a steaming load on your plate. It’s flithy…that’s why I keep an electric flyswatter (“zap racket”) in my place…best 2 bucks I ever spent. Animal cruelty be damned, you’re in MY house lol…anyway, good post.

  2. 2 Whitney December 25, 2010 at 12:57 AM

    Yup. Gift cards are the best. You really can’t go wrong with those. Or candy. I like candy.


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